One of the problems with becoming "That Guy" if only for a night, it is very difficult to shake that label. The best thing to do after that, is to move to another country or hide under a rock for a period of no less than six months.
Peacock Effect is also referred as the Rooster. Once the effect takes place there is little turning back to the original state for at least the rest of the evening. Sometimes when two or more men enter the Peacock Effect, an explosion of sorts happens and feelings get hurt or a drink slung at them. Not always a good show and most people don't remember the occurrence for much longer than a period of seven days.
I had read the first two books while in Iraq. And since, my job dictates that I cannot read during it but listen for enjoyment, this seemed like the logical step to continue my literary journey in time.
I like a moron had scheduled several appointments today and currently am at work. I had a tooth reconstructed today, not a fun thing, but necessary. And I had a occupational therapy appointment that went rather well. The pain part sucks but overall we are looking at some good stuff. I figure whenever I start falling asleep at my job I will call it a day. This is also part of the classic dumb male syndrome. I also tried eating something, I picked the wrong item and it hurt so much I threw it away. Then I tried drinking a Dr.Pepper, my favorite social butterfly drink, and I think the sweetness was too much for my gum line.
This test measured 4 variables.
First, this test measured if you place a higher value on words or actions. Both have their own advantages. For instance a skilled negotiator and a skilled firefighter both save lives.
Second, this test compared your intrapersonal and interpersonal intelligences. Simply put intrapersonal intelligence means you understand yourself, while interpersonal intelligence means you understand others.
Third, this test measured if you are more book smart or street smart. Book smart people may be more interested in a variety of topics, while street smart people focus on the most relevant information. Smurfette is very street smart, while Poet Smurf is not.
Fourth, this test measured if you prefer an artistic or functional approach to life. Artistic people may concentrate more on details and ambiance, while functional people focus on if it works. In this case Vanity Smurf would be considered Artistic while Hefty Smurf just wants to lift stuff up.
You are more word driven, more interpersonal, more book smart, and more artistic.
Let's find out why you are Poet Smurf!
Poety Smurf is obviously more interested in words than action. He spends most of his time just writing away. Like Poet Smurf you understand the value of the pen. You understand that words can often be more effective than force. Your high interpersonal intelligence suggests that you know other people well. Poet Smurf loves sharing his masterpieces with others. You probably are more comfortable learning about something new instead of jumping right into it. Poet Smurf is so book smart oriented that his daydreaming often gets him into danger. Finally he uses his writing to reveal his artistic side. Like Poet Smurf you appreciate art, creativity and design.
The 16 possible smurf categories are...
Lazy Smurf, Slouchy Smurfling, Hefty Smurf, Papa Smurf, Jokey Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, Sassette Smurfling, Grandpa Smurf, Handy Smurf, Dreamy Smurf, Painter Smurf, Poet Smurf, Baker Smurf, Vanity Smurf, Smurfette, Tailor Smurf
Here is the link to the test:
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/17485837933297914632/Smurf-Personality
| You Passed 8th Grade Math |
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| You Are 88% Evil |
 The devil is even a little scared of you! |
| Your Famous Last Words Will Be: |
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Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.
The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.
Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.
For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.
"One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh."
