My first name is not Staff Sergeant, it is my rank.
Couldn't tell though. I have been answering to that now everyday for the last 200 or so days in a row. I miss my name being called.
I am not talking about just my last name either. Most (about 99.9999%) get my last name wrong. Switching letters around, adding letters, just complete butchery. Every once in a blue moon someone will get it right, but that is neither here nor there.
It is the little things, you know?