I am know who I am.
Most of you know who I am.
Some of you think you know who I am.
Since we all know who I am please do not use my name, meaning my "real" name when commenting. I know you are talking to me because you are here, on my site, to read this discombobulated text written by me.
I know there is no point in being anonymous in this world, but let's pretend. Let us all pretend together. So then we can be merry.
You want to be merry don't you?
I am glad we are in agreement.
Now stop using my real name.
I mean it.
I may send my imaginary army of left footed trolls after you, if you do not heed my warnings.